Last year was the bast evar as far as stories, rivalries, and happy endings go. And whut (??thee album) made it double plus perfect was that every week no fewer than 3 NBA games were shown on Korean TV.

This seaz? Not as much. Read: like none. 1 game every 2 weeks, on a Saturday, does not NBA coverage make.

Why the lack of games? I have one theory, supported by the deluge of KBL games broadcasted almost 24/7 from the world's most terrifically-hateful-to-foreign-sports nation, but I'll hold my tongue for now and instead level blame at the ball.

Fuck the ball. Fuck it up its motherfucking ass.

PS - I'm moving to China.