Last year was the bast evar as far as stories, rivalries, and happy endings go. And whut (??thee album) made it double plus perfect was that every week no fewer than 3 NBA games were shown on Korean TV.

This seaz? Not as much. Read: like none. 1 game every 2 weeks, on a Saturday, does not NBA coverage make.

Why the lack of games? I have one theory, supported by the deluge of KBL games broadcasted almost 24/7 from the world's most terrifically-hateful-to-foreign-sports nation, but I'll hold my tongue for now and instead level blame at the ball.

Fuck the ball. Fuck it up its motherfucking ass.

PS - I'm moving to China.

No NBA games today. Now, you might say, "That's because it's Thanksgiving, silly." But we all know the real reason no games were on the sked:



PS - This blog has legs, I can feel it.

So Nate Rob, one of the L's shortest players, stuffed Yao Ming, one of the league's tallest.

Welcome to the new NBA, where anything can happen. I mean, the Utah fucking Jazz are 10-1.

Thanks for turning the NBA upside down, new NBA ball.

I hate Vince Carter. I hate the new NBA ball. And, it seems, somebody up there hates me back.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xF_yK4uDbeA

(Oh yeah, I also now officially hate Mark Jackson. Way to fellate the commish, Mark.)